Racist , Xenophobic Son & his MOM
Girlfriend is always telling me my shirts are the same color. I had to prove her wrong.
Ask my girlfriend why she's addicted to instagram - she asked me what the points of imgur really was about..
MRW I overhear 2 women at work talk about having guys in the friendzone only as ways to get food when they have no money
being a sex offender, this is the toughest rule about night shift in the coma ward
when my sister, who just discovers imgur, asks how to get to the front page.