My friend was an infantry marine, now he is a nurse.
My 8 year old has been taking a baggie of these to school in his lunch each day. Pretends they are super hot, and gains fame as bad ass third grader.
MRW I find out my girlfriend hasn't lost her virginity yet, and neither have I.
For the past few months, I've been keeping track of the things my boyfriend says in his sleep. Here are some of the weirder ones.
MRW I see a new imgur app for the iPhone and I'm still here with my android in a loop